Trophies & Achievements
– Read your first blog.
– Read a second page, such as this. DING!
– Get 10 Followers
– Get 20 Followers
– Get 100 Followers
– Find the rare, hidden Dangerling in one of the blogs
– Read NES blog about The Legend of Zelda rap.
– Kneel in front of your PC for 30 seconds to make the Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest blog appear.
– Find the bubble letters in the Bubble Bobble blog to spell E-X-T-E-N-D.
– Read the blog about Link’s friend Tingle.
– Remember, even briefly what Stack Up and Gyromite were about. (Something with carrots…)
– Read the blog about good games turning into bad N64 games.
– Find all the Collectibles hidden in the Gametorium. Doing so unlocks a new outfit “FANCY PANTS BLOG READER”.
– Find and kill Flappy Bird.
– Read blogs for over 100 Hours.
– Mayhaps, read blogs for over 200 Hours
– Read one blog with a friend
– Revive another blog reader that has fallen asleep reading one of the lesser blogs.
– Find an error in a blog and report it to the proper people
– Read a blog you don’t like and destroy it with bombs – and maybe some light sword stabbing
– Read every blog 10 times on Dostoyevsky difficulty level.
– Read a blog that has a poor narrative structure.
– Print a hard copy of a blog
– Read the Maniac Mansion blog
– Try to read the Superman 64 blog through all the green mist.
– Find something misogynistic in one of the blogs. If you are a feminist, hardcore, stop reading, you found the previous sentence sexist and likely to promote violence against women. The sentence also lacked a person of color, so it is also racist.
– Be a contrarian and say something no one would ever say about a blog.
– Gain 1,000,000 % Completion