Trophies & Achievements

PS3-Platinum-Trophy

LOOK WHAT ALL THIS BLOGGING GOT US BABY

– Read your first blog.

PAGEREADER 6.5

– Read a second page, such as this. DING!

DRINK THE KOOL AID GUY

– Get 10 Followers

DANE COOKED

– Get 20 Followers

CAN THIS BIEBER SHAPED PICKLE GET MORE FOLLOWERS THAN YOU?

– Get 100 Followers

JIMMY JENKINS

– Find the rare, hidden Dangerling in one of the blogs

TOTALLY DEF RAP KID!

Read NES blog about The Legend of Zelda rap.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT, EXACTLY?

– Kneel in front of your PC for 30 seconds to make the Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest blog appear.

NICE 1P!

– Find the bubble letters in the Bubble Bobble blog to spell E-X-T-E-N-D.

NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

– Read the blog about Link’s friend Tingle.

R.O.B. YOU BLIND

– Remember, even briefly what Stack Up and Gyromite were about. (Something with carrots…)

POLYS GONE WILD

– Read the blog about good games turning into bad N64 games.

100 NOTES, 25 JINJOS, 3000 BANANAS, 60 PUZZLE PIECES,  139, 377 BROWN ROCKS, AND THEN DANCE FOR MY ENJOYMENT!

– Find all the Collectibles hidden in the Gametorium. Doing so unlocks a new outfit “FANCY PANTS BLOG READER”.

FLAPPY BIRD

– Find and kill Flappy Bird.

TIMEY WIMEY

– Read blogs for over 100 Hours.

TIME IS A FACE ON THE WATER

– Mayhaps, read blogs for over 200 Hours

ALL CO-OPED UP

Read one blog with a friend

HEY! OVER HERE!

– Revive another blog reader that has fallen asleep reading one of the lesser  blogs.

ALL YOUR BLOG ARE BELONG TO US

– Find an error in a blog and report it to the proper people

DODONGO DISLIKES BLOG

– Read a blog you don’t like and destroy it with bombs – and maybe some light sword stabbing

NOT WORTH IT

– Read every blog 10 times on Dostoyevsky difficulty level.

EXECUTING PHASE SHIFT

– Read a blog that has a poor narrative structure.

LIKE, BATTLETOADS-HARD

– Print a hard copy of a blog

DON’T BE A TUNAHEAD

– Read the Maniac Mansion blog

DRY ICE

– Try to read the Superman 64 blog through all the green mist.

JEZEBEL! QUICK, TO THE SLATE SALON!

– Find something misogynistic in one of the blogs. If you are a feminist, hardcore, stop reading, you found the previous sentence sexist and likely to promote violence against women. The sentence also lacked a person of color, so it is also racist.

MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME IS ‘ATHENA’

– Be a contrarian and say something no one would ever say about a blog.

TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS

– Gain 1,000,000 % Completion

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